Monthly Archives: August 2006

Late Night milking Mel Gibson’s big mouth

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A few one-liners at Mel’s expense:

Jay Leno:

  • There’s now a 48-hour cease-fire going on in the Middle East. Israel will stop attacking Hezbollah. But, Hezbollah will not necessarily agree to stop attacking Israel. Hey, we can’t even get Mel Gibson to stop attacking Israel.
  • As you may have heard, Mel Gibson was arrested in Malibu on a DUI. I don’t know what he was drinking but I think you can rule out Manischewitz.
  • The sheriff said that Mel’s blood alcohol was .12. Give you an idea how high that is, half a point higher and he would officially be a Kennedy.
  • Police said today that they found a bottle of tequila in Mel’s Lexus. So let’s sum up what happened here; Mel Gibson, who grew up in Australia, was drinking alcohol from Mexico in his Japanese car while yelling about the Jews in Israel. You know where he was coming from? A Thai restaurant. Welcome to America.

Conan O’Brien:

  • Israel continues its strike on Hezbollah. Tomorrow they are going to start attacking Mel Gibson’s house.
  • A member of “The View” said they will not see anymore of Mel’s movies. Barbara Walters said that. Mel Gibson responded by saying, “There goes one $3.00 senior discount matinee ticket.”

Add your own in the comments section.

Hot To The Touch

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computer fireSorry, not new photos of the latest smokin’ Jewish supermodel, but a reference to my precious laptop. Damn thing is melting the table, so I may be out of commission for a minute.

I thought El Yenta Man might have been poisoning my hard drive with foul porn, but it seems there’s been a recall on Powerbook G4 batteries bought in the first half of 2004 so he’s off the hook.

Jewish Music crowned by American Idol Underground

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Beth Schafer Who knew that good ol’ Hebrew/English tunes would win out on American Idol’s Underground competition for the faith-based category? The “Underground” branch of American Idol highlights sub genres of music that are not yet ready for the mainstream (read: for teeny bopers). In the faith-based category one can assume that it was littered with all kinds of Christian music, being that this is American Idol!

Its amazing and refreshing (in light of Gibson’s big mouth) to know that Jewish music took the crown among the thousands of entries.

Beth Schafer explains:

“My songs combine the rich tradition of interpreting Jewish sacred texts with the high production values of contemporary Christian music. The themes are universal which appeal to Jewish and Christian fans alike,” said Schafer. She added, “I hope to build bridges throughout the interfaith community with my music and emphasize that we all have more in common than not.”

Congrats to Beth Schafer, her music is available online too, check it out.

Immediate Response

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smootheOnly the true kosher parody rapper Suburban Homeboy (aka Smooth-E, aka Eric Schwartz) is fast enough to bitch slap Mel Gibson mp3-style.

Listen by clicking on the Mel icon here, then be sure to stay for Homeboy’s “Hard Out Here For A Wimp.”

You may remember Schwartz’ ubiquitous “Hanukah Hey-Ya” and “Matzah Rap” from chags past; if you love the Boy, he might just be on his way to performing in a city near you.