Listen up, skinny bitches: Your days are numbered. No one wants your concave chests and cheekbones that could impale the person sitting next to you. The one area in which you excel modeling precisely because it only uses up the amount of energy you ingested from your weekly diet of six raisins and fourteen hundred cigarettes, is over it. You know, little meatless lambchen, in the fashion world either you’re in, or you’re out, and fashion has decided if it wanted wire hangers to put clothes on, it’s much cheaper to raid a drycleaner’s dumpster.
So, sickly sisters, no more lounging around looking bored and undernourished and getting paid for it. You’re either going to have to eat something or find a real job at least in Israel:
A group of Israeli retail companies have banded together and are boycotting “overly thin” models for their ads, joining Spain in what is becoming a global revolution to fight anorexia within the fashion industry.
Models won’t work unless they have a Body Mass Index (ratio of height to weight) of less than 18 (the current average of models is 14, resulting in the popular “bobblehead” look), which means there will still be plenty of skinny bitches on the runway and in magazines but they won’t be looking quite so … breakable.
Hat off to Bangitout.
Photo of crazy Kabbalah skinny bitch Lindsey Lohan c/o TshirtWatch.com.