First T-Shirt of 5767

Yom Kippur DietSure, it’s all fluids, but you’ll fit into your Sevens until Tuesday afternoon, at least. If you’re an Israeli supermodel, you may be stoned for wearing this, and definitely fired.

Available in every kind of garment Cafepress sells, from hoodies to thongs. If your rabbi has a sense of humor, send him/her one of the latter (if he/she doesn’t, send it anonymously.)

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