Mazel tov to Adam Sandler and his wife, Jackie Titon, on the birth of their first child.

Adam jubilantly writes on his site that the “Kid is healthy!! Wife is healthy!! He’s still a moron and that’s all that counts!!

Silly man, stating the obvious. Parenthood makes a person more of a moron, not less.

Jackie’s bio says she “became Jewish” after her marriage, so welcome to the tribe of Jewish motherhood, sister.

Some are reporting that it’s a girl, but it remains to be seen whether the Sandlers buck Hollywood peer pressure and give the kid a nice, normal Jewish name.