I’ve always kinda thought personalized ring tones for cell phones were for sissy teenagers who can’t afford vanity license plates, but that was before there was a tone especially for me: MyNuMo has created Yentatones, voiced by San Diego actress Martha Kahn and available for download for a mere $2.

With clips like “You Don’t Call, You Don’t Write” and “My Son the Doctor” alerting you that your Nokia’s got action, there can be no mistake whose phone is whose.

Oh, won’t you call my cell so I can hear “Where’s the Fakakta Phone?” again and again?