Oh No They Di’int

Y’all already know how I feel about Crocs. And there are plenty more like me, in spite of their hideous ubiquity. In fact, the I Hate Crocs blog is my new favorite home.

But now the Croc lovers have gone and made it personal. This is the “Kroc Kippah,” which someone at PopJudaica.com thinks is amusing enough to sell. Maybe you think it’s amusing enough to buy. But if you’re wearing it and sitting in front of me at synagogue, so help me I WILL snatch it off your head and fling it like a cold latke from hell onto the bima.

Consider yourself warned.

Tip thanks to Meredith at ModernJewishMom with my sincerest apologies, because she likes it.

3 thoughts on “Oh No They Di’int

  1. Hah! Yah … I can’t say I’d ever buy it for someone (shh, don’t tell PopJudaica, who I blog for), but seriously? There are plenty of other snazzy kippot on the site!!!

    And, truth be told, I have a great pair of Crocs sandals that I wouldn’t trade for anything. I put off buying anything by them but once I tried ’em on I felt like I was walking on a cloud … they’re the Cleo slides.

    Okay, that’s all 🙂

  2. I’m still waiting for the crocs trend to go away. The trouble is, another footwear trend has to replace it. Here’s to hoping someone has a warehouse full of those jelly shoes they are looking to unload.

    Thanks for the link to the I hate crocs blog. Suddenly, I don’t feel so alone.

  3. What other really cute blingy things can you have other than sports memorabilia? I joined the I don’t care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass on face(crack)book. Now I have to go to the I hate crocs blog, too.

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