TimesOnline reports that someone representing an “international celebrity” has been cold-calling residents of Israel’s picturesque Rosh Pina, the supposed site of the Messiah’s return as told by the Kabbalists, asking if they’d like to sell their modest homes for exorbitant amounts of money.
Hmm, who could it be …
So that explains why a crummy old shack can go for upwards of a half million dollars in Israel; can’t beat front row Moshiach tickets.
But how to explain the real estate insanity of Marin County, California, where people would pretty much rather bathe in spoiled milk that admit to any kind of biblical or religious allegiance? Front-row earthquake seats or what?
If people like that raise the property values then Moshiach could never afford to go there *L* -funny but true.
She’d be better off buying Moshiach’s house that’s for sale, so that it can be kept a landmark and to allow Moshiach the chance to move to Israel. Imagine the investment return in that house???? WOW!