Madonna Kisses Of Kabbalah-Less Kin

user submitted pictureA little more proof that Maddonaesther’s version of Kabbalah is about as closely related to Judaism as lemurs are to humans: FOXNews orginally reported that Madonnaesther has cut off ties from the non-red string wearing members of her family, including her once-ubiquitous brother Christopher Ciccone.
A little Cult Kabbalah vs. Judaism, anyone?
Cult: Deny family of origin and any friends not therein associated; exclusively hang out with others who share a specific idealogy. Give said leaders of idealogy sh*tloads of money.
Judaism: Insist on maintaining relationships with anyone blood-related, no matter how distant or dysfunctional. If under 35, ask for money from said relations. If over 35, expect to be bled dry by younger generations.

7 thoughts on “Madonna Kisses Of Kabbalah-Less Kin

  1. CULT! She’s been drinking from that wacky kabbalah kool-aid. I prefer the down-to-earth mystics of kabbalah, not the maddona-types!

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