Chozzerai For Kidlets: Start The Indoctrination Early

doctorpuppetBeware, it only looks like a puppet, albeit a finely-crafted plush one from OyToys. It’s really a subliminal tool for Jewish parents who feel that occupational pressure can’t wait until after the bar mitzvah.

Look, Benji, doesn’t he wear nice clothes to work? They’re called scrubs and they’re kind of like pajamas without the feet! Now put down the Barbie and play doctor with your cousin.

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