britnetI know I promised no more Britney blogging, but ye Gads, people! The girl is a like a train wreck in slow motion … can’t pull my eyes away …

In spite of rumors that the toxic pop star (and I mean literally; she puked all over herself last week after partying too hard) and her Jewish model boy toy Isaac Cohen had split, here she is with a brunette makeover and a brand new necklace.

Obviously, she’s trying to impress his mother. Although after all her Kabbalah training you’d think she know it takes a more than a dye job and jewels to get past the gateway of the Jewish Mother. Mrs. Cohen, where are you?! Speak out, woman! Your precious prince is serious danger! Yo, Yenta! is offering you an unlimited platform on this site to launch a campaign to save your son!

Sheesh. At least Isaac’s trying to make an honest woman outta the skank by finally buying her some freakin’ panties.

Photo: x17 Agency.

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  1. You! I almost died laughing when I read: “Sheesh. At least IsaacÂ’s trying to make an honest woman outta the skank by finally buying her some freakinÂ’ panties.”

    Oy, please tell me there is a “Reject & Eject” button on her local mikveh? She didn’t convert, did she? Did she??? I would also like to encourage Issac Cohen’s ma to come by. I would loooooooooove to hear her thoughts on Britney.

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