You Know You’re Jewish When…

We normally find these kind of lists a hackneyed form of entertainment, but some of them made us snicker:
*You had at least one female relative who penciled on eyebrows which were always asymmetrical.
*You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.
*You were as tall as your grandfather by the age seven and a half.
*You were surprised to discover that wine doesn’t always taste like cranberry sauce.
*Your mother took personal pride when a Jew was noted for some accomplishment (showbiz, medicine, politics, etc.) and was ashamed and embarrassed when a Jew was accused of a crime .. as if they were relatives.

You can read the whole list here.
And even better, you can insert another region or ethnicity and find out about everyone else’s inside jokes.

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