Who’s Cuckoo For Coco Cox?

user submitted pictureOh, yes,much mazel to Courtney Cox Arquette and her Jewish husband David Arquette (who, to our vast cinematic knowledge, has never been in a movie without a lot of fake blood or an animal co-star,) who welcomed their daughter, Coco Cox, into the world on Sunday. According to a post on the Israeli blog An Unsealed Room, Courtney (whose mother is also named Courtney) wanted to pass on a matriarchal Southern tradition, but Davey nixed that one. But the rumor is that the kid would’ve been Sarsparilla if it was a boy. We like unusual names for the kids, but that’s crossing some kind of line, giving a kid a name like that (anything that rhymes with “gorilla” is asking for trouble.
What if Jerry Seinfeld named his next kid Milk? Then he and Coco Cox and Apple Paltrow attend Children of Rich Stars High School together someday and have a kosher breakfast.

One thought on “Who’s Cuckoo For Coco Cox?

  1. Why on earth do stars keep giving their kids stupid names? If they weren’t rich they would get the crap kicked out of them in the hallway at school.

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