Watch Your Wallets, Girls

Ivan Urquiza has been convicted of romancing women then stealing their money, credit and MAC lipsticks (okay, we made the last part up) in South Florida. This unscrupulous Lothario told detectives he preferred to target Jewish women because “he thought they would have more money.” Those poor women, since they probably were only dating him because they thought he’d have a bigger schlong.

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