Lieutenant General Mikhail Kalashnikov, who invented the AK-47, the choice assault rifle for discerning terrorists, guerillas and rebels everywhere, has released a vodka bearing his name. Although the bad lieutenant promises his swill is made from the purest stuff, we bet it burns the gut just as bad as a bullet.
Yo, Yenta!
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Was this guy a Jew?
awww, man…another vodka to test out? darn. BTW, the gun’s really a marvel; suprisingly accurate with plenty of power, yet cheap and efficient to produce. didn’t do much good in Afganistan in the 80s, though.