* Authorities are warning men travelling in Uganda to be aware of a rather clever tactic used by female thieves: The women get all fapitzed in hot clothes and high heels, smear a little chloroform in the cleavage and find an unsuspecting idiot to give a nuzzle. After they’ve passed out, the guys’ wallets are as easy pickin’s as they come.

From the YahooUK article: “They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP. “You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” he said. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.”

I think if a guy needs to be told to keep his nose out of strange women’s breasts, the schmuck deserves to have his cash lifted, nu?

*It seemed icky to post real boobs to accompany this post, so I found an anime female thief character from DragonQuest, which makes my point without pandering to the pervs – unless you’re one of those gamers who find cartoons arousing.