I know there’s some of you out there who still believe the current administration is trustworthy, and I advise you to lay off the pills immediately.

Periel Aschenbrand, the cute girl pictured modeling this clever motto, not only created the “The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own” t-shirts — available with a slew of other socially conscious, sweat-free togs at her bodyasbillboard.com) — but has also recently published a book of the same name. Perhaps you’ve seen Periel posing as a sexy Eve-like nymph on the cover? (Gosh, for some reason, it’s getting serious up-front play in the bookstores.)

It’s part stream-of-consciousness rant, part personal philosophy, shaken with a references to post-modernism, masturbation, lap dances and Jewish dating, and it’s damn entertaining. The giggle factor here is high, rising to snort levels during conversations with her Israeli mother.

Periel is a self-proclaimed egomaniac and calls herself “post-gender,” but at the same time is rocking corporate marketing by raising awareness about what we wear across our chests.