” Kickin’ beats, machete-sharp lyrics … would you expect anything less from our favorite Suburban Homeboy Eric Schwartz? I could kvell over this guy all day — there has never been any homage to the dreidel like “Chocolate Coins.” Among the rhyming gems: “I spun a whole in the linoleum and discovered petroleum” and “Don’t put it in your pocket —it’ll melt, it’s gelt!”

Happy early Chanukah, lovesies.