Sarah Jessica Parker is my kind of Jewish mother, and not just because she has so many rad shoes: According to PR Inside, she’s already let her 3-year-old son, James, know how it’s gonna be:

“I’ve told him already, ‘You have to come home on Fridays, in time for the Sabbath, and bring me dinner, no matter what your wife says.'”

Thas’, right, Mama. And make sure you tell him like my own mother used to tell my bro: You bring home a girl who loves your mother.

(Come to think of it, bro’s still not married. Don’t take it personally, Mom.)