*What are French people smokin’ over there?!
Just what the name of all that is holy is going on in France? Have the people gone complétement fous (batsh*t)? First they elect Nicolas Sarkozy, a Jew and a liberal (though he is in disguise as a conservative, but just you watch), then they’re praising his appointments of even more Jews.
Whas’ up, Frenchies? Aren’t you guys supposed to be the most anti-Semitic country in the whole EU? Weren’t all the French Jews fleeing for Israel like five minutes ago? Aren’t innocent young men kidnapped off the streets and tortured? Don’t gangs of disenchanted, bloodthirsty Muslim youth roam the streets, vandalizing Jewish cemetaries and setting cars on fire?
Non? Pardon, c’est ma gaffe (My bad, yo.)