Famous spoonbender Uri Geller has voiced his support for his friend Michael Jackson, telling reporters that the accused child molester must be innocent of any wrongdoing. “I told them that God forbid I’m wrong and he is convicted, then my belief in human nature and my own ability to judge character will be shattered to the core.”
Seriously, if a psychic guy couldn’t detect the pedophile under the glove, who could?
Yo, Yenta!
From the edge of the Diaspora rises a new generation of Jewish mother
*cough* bulls–t *cough* … umm excuse me.
Why is it that his hands don’t match his face’s color? If he gets locked up he’ll go back to having that huge fro’ he sported in the 70’s. just wait and see.
Zach: lol thanks for pointing that out, didnt notice the difference in color, freaky aint it?