Not On Our Netflix List

user submitted pictureThe lack of jucier news forces us to report that the Mel Gibson’s blood-sodden vision of history, The Passion of the Christ, will be released on video August 31. We know this movie caused uproars and picketing among Jews when it was released in theaters, but we skipped all that for Shanghai Knights because we’re shallow Owen Wilson sycophants and just looking at a photo of this guy gives us a headache.
With all due respect to our homeboy JC, we’ll stick to the original version.

5 thoughts on “Not On Our Netflix List

  1. WWJD? I dont know but I can be sure that JC would have disowned Cipel and that crazy goldenpalace guy who crashed the olympics too!

  2. I can’t read a thing about this movie without thinking about that amazing South Park episode, “The Passion of the Jew”. Unbelievably funny…

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