Melts In Your Mouth And Sets The Curtains On Fire

m&m menorah

For those of you with penchant for candy-coated Judaica, the M&M menorah is being recalled by Masterfoods USA.

Reportedly, if a candle burns all the way down, as Chanukah candles are wont to do, the plastic menorah “could ignite and present a fire hazard.”

‘Course, if you’re in the UK come Chanukah time, light ‘er up and see if Michelle Kent shows up with her hose.

Match flick Hat tip to Canonist, who justifiably questions the sinister expression on the green one.

2 thoughts on “Melts In Your Mouth And Sets The Curtains On Fire

  1. I don’t know, I pretty freaked out about the blue one. Walking away from his brethren with that smug look on his face, abandoning his people, carrying away that Magen David to who knows where- my guess, he’s going to the all you can eat shrimp festival at Red Lobster.

  2. Those Ms don’t stand for the Mars Candy Company. They stand for meshuggenah. Who would make a plastic candle holder? What next, plastic fire places?

    I could understand it if they made the thing out of chocolate. Even if it melted you could still scoop it up from the table. Under this circumstance, the chocolate could melt in your hand as well as in your mouth.

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