Although Madonna revels in her literary status as the author of her children’s books Mr. Peabody’s Apples, Yakov and the Seven Thieves and last month’s release Lotsa de Casha, a tattletale has told Page Six that someone else was behind the keyboard.
The source says that the Kabbalah Queen used Eitan Yardeni, the same official ghostwriter that all the high-ups at the Kabbalah Centre go to for wordsmithing, including Yehuda Berg (who “wrote” the best-selling The Power of Kabbalah) and his brother Phillip Berg.
The Material One reportedly bought a house for Yardeni back in 2003, perhaps as a gift for doing her homework.
In other Madonna news, Dennis Rodman claims she wasn’t “all that” in bed when they dated back in 1994. Maybe she should have gotten someone else to ghostsex for her.