Madonna is Backstabbing Bitch

Madonna reportedly has dumped her best friend Debi Mazar (the big-lipped, blue-eyed actress whose biggest celebrity claim has been being Madonna’s best friend) because Debbie don’t do Kabbalah. Madge now prefers the company of fellow Kabbalah Blah Blah Britney Spears, because they can discuss sacred texts after they make out in public. What else are friends for?

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