According to the fine journalistic publication The Star, Madonna’s rabbi Yehuda Berg thinks adding another puppy to her litter “would be a great thing for her spiritual growth.” Of course it would, unless someone took away her nanny, maid, personal trainer and Kabbalah guru; then that third kid would be an excellent catalyst for a harried housewife’s nervous breakdown.
Also in the news:
Web India reports that Madge sang two songs in Yiddish at a recent party, igniting rumors that she’s planning to release an album in the Mother Tongue. That’d be great, her producers could throw in a snappy techno beat and it’d be all the rage in the gay clubs!