Keep Your Pants On, Tony

monican lewinskyMonica Lewinsky, whose blow-job launched a Republican intifada back when we didn’t know how good we had it with ol’ Bill (you know he would’ve been in New Orleans right after Katrina wading through the water passing out cookies and juice), is moving across the pond to study for her Master’s degree in Psychology at the London School of Economics. If she thinks the British are going to go easy on her, poor thing.

They may even be harsher than Jon Stewart, but it’d be tough. His reference last week:
“Hurricane Katrina is George Bush’s Monica Lewinsky. The only difference is that tens of thousands of people weren’t stranded in Monica Lewinsky’s vagina.”

4 thoughts on “Keep Your Pants On, Tony

  1. it is a wonderful comment that the difference was tens of thousands of people were not stranded into the vagina of MOnica. i think Clinton was innocent in case of Monica as it is imposible for a man to have a sexy maid like Monica and not to enjoy her. Monica looks like an expert of blow job. Bill congratulations for having all that, though Hillary is still angry with u on that.

  2. … whose blow-job launched a Republican intifada!!! Hysterical!! I don’t feel sorry for her – I think it’s appaling that a nice Jewish girl gets down on her knees like that and brings the whole country down with her – then gets rich and famous for doing it! What am I talking about? She’s a puppet like the rest of us – so is Bill …

    J.

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