Jewish Women Love Dick

user submitted pictureOmigosh, did we just say that??? We mean that super JewBu (that’s “Jewish Buddhist” for all you non-Californians) Richard Gere has been given the title “Citizen of the World” by Hadassah, the global network of Jewish women, in recognition of “his humanitarian activities for children and peace.” We can’t figure out if the Zionist Hadassah ladies are trying to bring him back to the fold or rewarding him for pissing off the Palestinians, but he’ll definitely be trading in the Dalai Lama for Kabbalah when he stars in the upcoming Bee Season, based on Myla Goldberg’s novel.

3 thoughts on “Jewish Women Love Dick

  1. lol, yeah i was shocked when i read it to. but Richard is quirky character, he’ll do his own things. You cant convert him unless he felt like it.

  2. This guy is such a self-important schmuck. He friggin payacts for a living and he takes himself more seriously than most world leaders.

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