Mazel tov to Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, who welcomed their baby daughter, Apple Blythe Alison, to the world on Friday. Sure, it’s easy to make fun but we at Jmerica are partial to unusual names for the younguns. We also dig Mama Gwyneth’s decision to stay home and act like a mother, but if we see any paparazzi pics of her and baby lunching with a nanny at Ivy her Jewish Mother license will be revoked.