One loud-mouthed, big-haired Jew will replace another when the object of many a’ 80’s rocker girl’s affection, David Lee Roth, takes over seven of Howard Stern’s soon-to-be former radio markets around the country.

Oh, oops, Diamond Dave doesn’t have so much hair anymore.

Nevertheless, I’m disappointed that the San Francisco station that used to carry Howard chose the completely moronic “Man Show” mouth-breathing sickpot Adam Carolla over DLR; guess the marketing hipsters liked Carolla and his monkey frat boy act over a dedicated rocker who might be past his buttless Spandex days, but has evolved into something almost…classy? (Read his open letter in the Village Voice, if so inclined.)

Maybe someone should sic the Roth Army on those idiots.

No matter to me, really, since I’m more of a Al Franken-in-the-morning gal myself.