Demi and Ashton Are Getting Hitched Under the Chuppah?

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutchner celebrated Passover in some chi-chi hotel and are planning a Kabbalah wedding. We at Jmerica firmly believe Ashton is gayer than Richard Simmons in a rainbow suit and that this is a publicity stunt gone mad. You may be pshawing now, but you’ll remember this when the sex scandal involving him and Carson from [i]Queer Eye For the Straight Guy[i]’s Carson Kressley hits the newsstands.

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