It might be hard to tell from all the blinking lights, plastic Santas and other red-n-green chozzerai, but apparently Christmas is under attack in America.

What’s more, it’s Jews who are coming to the rescue.

Yup, Jews Against The Anti-Defamation Of Christmas even has it’s own celebrity spokesperson: None other than your bubbie’s favorite Borscht Belt comic, Jackie Mason.

(I’m definitely not telling my bubbie about this.)

First, we’re supposed to carry the retail season, and now our puny 1.5 percent of the population is standing up to protect the religious origins of a holiday celebrated by billions of people worldwide — sheesh, just how much power does FOXnews think we have?