Britney Luvs Kabbalah

user submitted pictureBecause there’s been a dearth of hot chicks in this space this week, the powers that be deem it necessary to post Britney Spears’ glowing journal entry regarding her adoration of Kabbalah, written in the first person, with no misspellings!
An excerpt: “There came a point where not even my family or my advisors had the answers I needed. The answers I was looking for were all in my heart. Through Kabbalah, I was able to look within myself, clear all the negative energy and turn my life around.”
That’s nice dear, but as far we can tell, you’re still generating plenty of negative energy, uh press.

3 thoughts on “Britney Luvs Kabbalah

  1. LMAO!! She was kicked out for wanting to bring her dog into a restaurant… now that calls for a reality show. Public Celebrity Humiliations. But it wont be like punk’d, these will be caused by their own stupidity. Click on that “negative energy” link if you want a good laugh.

  2. Allan:
    Why do we care what Britney thinks or does? Surely we have more interesting and valuable public figures to draw our attention. That being said, at least she has chosen to delve into something worthwhile, even if it is the “Madonna” version. If you really want simple, yet accurate answers to what the heck this Kabbalah stuff is all about, go to Kabbalahmadeeasy.com. It’s the real thing, yet totally accessible.

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