isaac cohenStick a fork in this tawdry affair; it’s as overdone as a microwaved baked potato (can you tell what I had for lunch?)

Apparently her instant conversion last week freaked Isaac out, or perhaps it was that she left him on chihuahua-sitting detail while she was in New York. (Which reminds me; um, has anyone seen her kids lately? If she left her dog with her boyfriend, did she leave her boys in a crate with a bowl of kibble?)

Anyhoo, OK! reports that he dumped her — by phone. Not so menschsy, Isie, but you’re still young. At least you finally listened to your mother.

Now go fill out your dating profile already. Next time we see you, you’d better have a decent script in your hand and a J-girl on your arm.

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