Stick a fork in this tawdry affair; it’s as overdone as a microwaved baked potato (can you tell what I had for lunch?)
Apparently her instant conversion last week freaked Isaac out, or perhaps it was that she left him on chihuahua-sitting detail while she was in New York. (Which reminds me; um, has anyone seen her kids lately? If she left her dog with her boyfriend, did she leave her boys in a crate with a bowl of kibble?)
Now go fill out your dating profile already. Next time we see you, you’d better have a decent script in your hand and a J-girl on your arm.