Batten Down the Hatches For Frances

user submitted pictureOur palms are a bit sweaty as Hurricane Frances barrels its way mainland, since most of Jmerica’s brains and all of its brawn reside in Miami. Many Floridians are evacuating to higher ground (pussies), but we’re too busy choreographing an anti-hurricane voodoo hora to shove Frances off course to some trailer park in Port St. Lucie. If you don’t hear from us, you’ll know it didn’t work.

3 thoughts on “Batten Down the Hatches For Frances

  1. I thank the west coast delegation of Jmerica for pointing this out for us! If one coast is down for a few days we know that you guys will back us up… come to think of it we need 2 Israels the same way we have 2 extra servers.

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