Arousing Interest

user submitted pictureDr. Avner Shemer of Israel claims to have developed the female Viagra, a blue and white pill containing garden variety ingredients in a powerful, hair-raising combination. On the list are magnolia flowers, nut seeds, persimmon, lychee, oregano, turmeric, saffron and an old Yemenite virility herb called fenugreek that will give you a strong body odor that smells like maple syrup (one of Jmerica’s staffers took fenugreek to increase the breast milk supply for her new baby; whether or not it turned her on is irrelevant since her husband could only think about pancakes.) We don’t know many women who need Viagra, but we recommend this recipe for a snappy summer salad.

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