A few weeks back this neon green piece of trayf, the product of Taiwanese genetic engineering, inspired many “green ham n’ eggs” jokes.
Professor Wu Shinn-Chih of National Taiwan University boasted that while there might be other flourescent green pigs out there, his are the only ones that “are green from inside out. Even their hearts and internal organs are green.”
If bacon the color of an ’80s Firenza sweatshirt ain’t enough to keep you off the pork, Fark.com found this story about a London man who found “dog sh*t” listed on the additives on a package of ham.
An employee was fired for the “labeling prank,” but if we are to believe Jules’ infamous speech on the matter in Pulp Fiction, you are what you eat…