And We Thought Nativity Scenes Were Tacky All By Themselves

user submitted picture A grouping of waxen pop icons (no, not Keith Richards) over at Madame Tussaud’s London branch has pissed off Christian leaders who call it “worse than bad taste.” Featuring David Beckham and his wife Posh Spice (both Kabbalah converts) as Joseph and Mary, with President George Bush, Prime Minister Tony Blair and Prince Philip as the Three Wisemen and disco diva Kylie Minogue blessing the the entire affair as an angel, it sounds like all that’s missing is Gary Coleman as the baby Jesus.
The Kabbalah Center has no comment so far, but the Vatican said it was unacceptable to have celebrities representing the holy creche. Here at Jmerica we’re just wondering if it’s not too late to cast a scene with Matt Damon as Judah Maccabee.

One thought on “And We Thought Nativity Scenes Were Tacky All By Themselves

  1. On the website they also have Kylie in that crouching position. they just dressed her and hung her up. Kylie’s folks should be outraged that their star can’t get any “standing” roles at Madame Tussaud’s.

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