Look! Lindsey Lohan got a Kabbalah bracelet to match her new boobs!
This pic was originally posted by Rooftop Report, but we love Defamer‘s take:
“Expect the Kabbalah Centre to be stormed by an ecumenical mob of fourteen-year-old girls in red string bracelets and forty-year-old men in sweatpants who completely ignore the aging pop megastar with the creepy, veiny biceps at the front of the room.”