A lovely little couplet by Simcha, care of JDaters Anonymous:
Ode to Jewish Dating Sites
My cup runneth over, my life is a joy.
Still, I am a girl and you are a boy.
I have many riches, my gelt and bookshelf.
But some things you really cant do by yourself.
I sell stocks by day and work out at night.
Im never religious, that wouldnt seem right.
I love cats and dogs, and also kids too.
Nu, possibly maybe Id even love you?
Tall, shtark and handsome, lift me on your shoulder
Tween 30 and 40, please nobody older.
I wont try to change you, if you are good lookin
And youll do the cleaning and Ill do the cookin.
Chemistry, chemistry, communication.
Who says that life isnt one long vacation?
Well never get sick and well never get old.
And our hots for each other will never get cold.
I look great in jeans or a slinky black dress
I do love to laugh, no time for distress.
Though I am my own woman and dont need an owner.
Maybe I should just go and find a sperm donor?
Im tired of bars, Im through with that scene
You must always be smiling and never be mean.
Youll kill in the boardroom and kill on the courts.
Our kids will get presents from FAO Schwartz.
I like you, but you just are not my beshert.
Goodbye and good luck and I mean you no hurt.
I simply cant settle till everythings right.
Happy hunting to all and to all a goodnight.
Cute and clever I do have to say, the writing was so good it blew me away. I still am hopeful to meet my beshert, I love the idea of him being there.
Relax and enjoy this upcoming year & be resolute about meeting your dear.