This Is Getting Disturbing

Gawker reports the wrist accessory of the season is now a “hot buy” at your neighborhood-destroying, local economy-stomping megamonsterstore Target.
We had no idea “Kabbalah” translates into “crass capitalism” in the Zohar.

4 thoughts on “This Is Getting Disturbing

  1. If they promoted it… Britney and Madonesther would even make asparagus hot! Note to corporate america: get those commited to your cause and you got $$$.

  2. I always thought that Walmart was the “neighborhood-destroying, local economy-stomping megamonsterstore” .. Target is hardly a threat compared to good ol’ Sam’s prized franchise.

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