This Is Getting Disturbing Posted on July 29, 2004 by Head Yenta Gawker reports the wrist accessory of the season is now a “hot buy” at your neighborhood-destroying, local economy-stomping megamonsterstore Target. We had no idea “Kabbalah” translates into “crass capitalism” in the Zohar.
Soon they’ll be selling mezuzahs! Fantastic!
If they promoted it… Britney and Madonesther would even make asparagus hot! Note to corporate america: get those commited to your cause and you got $$$.
That’s so cool. I’m gonna buy a case and give ’em to all my friends.
I always thought that Walmart was the “neighborhood-destroying, local economy-stomping megamonsterstore” .. Target is hardly a threat compared to good ol’ Sam’s prized franchise.