Put Down That Hairbrush, Holmes

user submitted pictureSo according to former Jewish grand rabbi Mordechai Eliahu, singing in the shower isn’t kosher.
From Australia’s News.com:”You will not sing in the shower,” the former leader of Israel’s Sephardic Jews instructed a listener inquiring about Talmudic laws on an ultra-Orthodox religious radio program. Rabbi Eliahu explained that the Hebrew language, holy to the Jewish religion, “was not to be sullied by use in a bathroom.” Humming, however, is considered acceptable as long as no Hebrew crosses the mind while attending to one’s personal hygiene.
The Talmud makes no reference to bleating out show tunes and the Grateful Dead while bathing, so we guess we’re cool?

4 thoughts on “Put Down That Hairbrush, Holmes

  1. lastone… that is deffinately NOT Kosher, its NOT kosher for posting it and the images in my heard were also NOT Kosher. You sir are NOT kosher. Have a good day, shabbat shalom. 😉

  2. I think we have established that I am not kosher… I’m going to go eat a bacon cheeseburger now with a side of fried shrimp.

  3. wait, you forgot one final act that is NOT Kosher: posting a profile on jdate. Ever since i heard gentiles were actually running the show I had to find ANYTHING else. Enjoy the lobster!

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