Howdy friends the Yenta’s still mired in a bevy of unglamorous and unbloggy activities, but I knew you couldn’t live without the knowledge that poor Britney has gone completely batsh*t:
Over the weekend she shaved her own head and got some new tattoos including a cross all while wearing her new mogen david necklace.
Personally, I’m a big fan of shaving one’s head when experiencing a major life transition (remember 1993, Mom? You told me I looked like a thumb) but I can’t possibly be the first to make the distasteful observation that at least now her drapes match the carpet er, or lack thereof.
Lawdy, someone please help this woman! At what point are her children going to surface in some Beverly Hills alley, all feral and eating people’s garbage? If Britney ever wants to be a Jewish mother, she could start with cleaning up her act, just a smidge. Where is her mother, for heaven’s sakes?
I’m not the only Jew with concerns about the Fallen One, just so’s ya know. Rabbi Shmuley Boteach gives her a good talkin’ to in this week’s column, and if that doesn’t work, she may be a lost cause.