Natalie in the Nude, Coming Soon

user submitted picture Faced with the likelihood that stills from her nekkid scene in the upcoming movie “Closer” will make it to the tawdry files of many a young man’s hard drive in the coming weeks, Natalie Portman remains impassive.
Says our favorite Jewish princess: “Yeah, it’ll be nude celebrities dotcom. But that’s fine. I’m not scared. I’m brave.”
We’re sure some of our male readers have gone to scour the Web already, but we just can’t help thinking about her poor mother.

7 thoughts on “Natalie in the Nude, Coming Soon

  1. Easy, pervs. What’re you four, in college? Maybe you should spend a little time in the dating area instead of fantasizing about the lovely Ms. Portman.

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