The following information ruined what was a very relaxing haircut: Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine is officially dating the talentless publicity-starved skanktart whose name shall never taint this space.
I’m sorry y’all, I’m not trying to ruin anyone’s day, but a girl’s gotta process her angst over losing yet another sexy Jewish man to yet another Christian music shiksa. Mandy Moore may be annoying, this bleached blond adultress person is downright offensive.
Please, try as I will to find your inner peace over this as Shabbat descends upon the land.
Who is this guy. Does he have any talent.
Talent, yes! Maroon 5 is so mainstream it hurts! Where ya been, Jack?
Damn that bastard! I would never hook up with a shiksa like that! Unless she is wearing a bikini… and washing the General Lee…