Cream of this week’s j. jokes:
Four Jewish bubbies convene for their weekly mah jongg game, going on 20 years.
The first bubbie says, You know, girls, Ive known you all for a long time and theres something I must get off my chest. Im a kleptomaniac. But dont worry, Ive never stolen from you and I never will weve been friends for too long.
The second bubbie says, Well, since were having true confessions here, Ive got one, too. Im a nymphomaniac. But dont worry, Ive never hit on your husbands weve have been friends for too long.
Well, says the third bubbie, I too must confess something. I am a lesbian. But dont worry, I would never jeopardize our weekly game by introducing romance weve been friends too long.
The fourth bubbie throws down her tiles, stands up and grabs her coat. I have a confession, also. I am a yenta and I have some phone calls to make.