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Happy 4th of July!

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In the spirit of today’s national celebration of independence, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, I want to share this cool Rosh Hashana greeting card from the early 1900’s. It pretty much sums up how Jews for the last 200+ years have benefited from the religious freedom that this country has protected for its citizens and immigrants alike. From the wikipedia, here is the caption that accompanied this image:

Under the Imperial Russian coat of arms, traditionally dressed Russian Jews, packs in hand, line Europe’s shore as they gaze across the ocean. Waiting for them under an American eagle holding a banner with the legend “Shelter me in the shadow of your wings” (Psalms 17:8), are their Americanized relatives, whose outstretched arms simultaneously beckon and welcome them to their new home.

This “religious freedom” trend caught on and now we are welcomed in just about every free nation on this great green marble we call Earth. Lets celebrate our freedom and our unity today!

Say it aint so, Matisyahu!

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Ynetnews.com has bad news for Orthodox fans of Matisyahu living in the land of Oz:

He’s been billed as the world’s first ultra-Orthodox reggae star, but there will be no religious faces in the crowd when Matisyahu tours Australia for the first time next month.

The 27-year-old Chassidic Jew from New York is scheduled to play shows during the Three Weeks, the period between Tammuz 17 and Tisha b’Av when attending concerts is expressly forbidden.

I’m definitely not Orthodox but I still feel for those fans who, out of their devotion for their faith, will miss out on live versions of “Youth” and “King without a Crown” (hear ’em both on MySpace). That concert promoter must have had his/her head in the sand or stuck in the pouch of a Kangaroo for booking these shows at these inappropriate dates. Plus, Matisyahu’s booking agent needs to consult a Rabbi for these sort of things, for the sake of the fans of course!

A hell of an invitation…

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Dry Bones

Here at the Yo, Yenta! blog we prefer to highlight the lighter side of things, but with the recent news coming out of Israel overwhelming our thoughts and prayers its only right to divert our focus a bit.

On this 4th of July weekend may you and your family stay safe, enjoy the fireworks and kosher cook-outs, and may you fit Israel into your prayers. Shabbat Shalom, friends.

Cartoon c/o the Dry Bones Blog.

The wonderful world of Jewish Art

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Today Richard McBee, from JewishPress.com, published the 5th in a series of primers on Jewish Art chronicling the biggest masterpieces, the most gifted painters, and various eras of Jewish Art throughout the ages.

I’m still reading and catching up on a few hundred years of history that have influenced our culture. You’ll exlopre the history of Jewish murals, manuscripts, contemporary art, papercuts, Hebrew micrography, Biblical art, post-Holocaust paintings, and more.

Without further ado, here are the 5 primers:

  • Jewish Art primer I
  • Jewish Art primer II: Books To Papercuts
  • Jewish Art primer III: Jewish Painting: The Past and Future Collide
  • Jewish Art primer IV: The New Age Of Individuals
  • Jewish Art primer V: After The Catastrophe

    • Kosher Cosmos: Shabbat In Space

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    Jewish Daffy Duck - Outer SpaceCool news, NASA is actually accommodating Jewish Astronauts:

    NASA is seeking to consult rabbis regarding the necessary arrangements and ways to uphold Torah commandments in space. Among other things, there is a need to determine at every stage in the space flight the position of Jerusalem in relation to the space station, so that astronauts know which was to turn when praying.

    Until the Israeli Space Agency can launch its own astronauts we’ll have to rely on NASA’s efforts to adapt it’s shuttles and space stations for the needs of current and future “Jews in Space” (like Mel Brooks in Spaceballs). What would that freeze-dried Kosher space food taste like?

    I also wonder, when humans finally reach other star systems, how will we stay synchronized with the Hebrew Calendar without the Sun or the moon? (Drop some ideas in the comments section!)

    Good news for Jews in Georgia, especially for the Head Yenta

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    Just in time for the Head Yenta’s trek to “red clay country,” news breaks out that Atlanta has one of the fastest growing Jewish populations in the country (they’re #11, up from #17 a decade ago). While we seem to be leaving places like Philadelphia and moving to Nevada and Florida, some rather stick around the Atlanta metro area and set up shop.

    The synagogues, the JCC’s, the Jewish agencies, and more are all expanding to meet the demands of the growing communities that plan to stay for generations to come. Logically this will create a spill-over effect that will benefit Savannah, GA’s Jewish community and I know our beloved Yenta will enjoy the company.

    I’ll leave you with the latest top 11 list:

    LARGEST JEWISH COMMUNITIES IN THE U.S.

    1. New York 1,412,000
    2. Los Angeles 519,200
    3. Chicago 270,500
    4. Broward County, Fla. 234,000
    5. San Francisco Bay area 228,000
    6. Boston 227,300
    7. Washington, D.C. 215,600
    8. Philadelphia 206,100
    9. South Palm Beach County, Fla. 131,300
    10. Greater Palm Beach County, Fla. 124,250
    11. Atlanta 119,800

    Jewish-Dolphin marriage ends with the death of Cindy

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    Cindy the Dolphin and Sharon Married!Our fearless leader the Head Yenta (who is still in the process of moving) enlightened us a few months ago to the story of a Jewish Millionaire, Sharon Tendler, who married a male dolphin named Cindy in Israel. Sadly this love story came to an end as Cindy turned belly up in the Eliat Reef on Sunday, still floating in his favorite spot. Reef workers say that he was not eating properly or swimming normally in the days before his death. He was given a proper burial at sea by the reef workers.

    The article doesn’t seem to mention if Cindy’s Jewish wife Sharon Tendler was even at the funeral. She said she was “the happiest girl on earth” back when they got hitched in December of 2005. The word on the street is that Cindy has fathered plenty of offspring in the Eliat Reef so there are more fellas for Sharon to get acquainted with should she ever find love again with another dolphin.

    Photo: c/o Ynet

    What do they teach these kids?

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    Jewish Summer CampToday I came across an article with the title “Being Jewish Not All That Bad“, which immedietly made me respond: of course is not all that bad, its actually great! I’d say its one of the greatest feelings to belong to such a community rich in heritage, tradition, and faith.

    But the article with the weird title was actually worth the read. It quickly highlighted the efforts of the new Gan Israel Jewish Summer Camp in Belarus and how it changed the perception of a child, who’s own mother was reluctant to send him to the camp for the summer. Once there, the child came to find out what the rest of us already knew and proudly told his mother: Being Jewish Not All That Bad!

    I wonder… what negative or misleading info might his mother have been feeding him about Judaism? Lets hope that this newly “awakened” child inspires his family to rediscover their Jewish roots.

    Photo: courtesty of FJC.ru, read the article here.

    Klimt baggs $135M for the world record!

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    Klimt CNN has the scoop:

    The Jewish family that forced Austria to return five paintings by Gustav Klimt stolen from it by the Nazis have sold one for a world record price of $135 million and now must determine whether they want to sell the other four.

    After World War II, Austria held on to the Klimt paintings that the Nazis took from the family, saying that Mrs. Bloch-Bauer had wanted the country to have them when she died in 1925 at age 43. But her husband Ferdinand willed the works to his survivors when he died in Switzerland in 1945.

    In 2000, a niece of Mrs. Bloch-Bauer, Maria Altmann, now aged 90, launched a legal battle in the United States to have the paintings returned. In January, after several U.S. court rulings against Austria, an Austrian arbitration tribunal ruled in Altmann’s favor and the paintings were given to the family.

    Billionaire Ronald Lauder bought the painting and is planning to have it on public dispay as the family wished. Its good to see that our recorved treasure from the rotten Nazi’s is breaking world records and making the headlines.

    Let Israel be Jewish, dude.

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    Israeli FlagI’m not trying to come across as leading a crusade (pun intended) on anti-semitic Christians but these dudes keep finding new ways to get under my skin (pun intended, again!) Don’t get me wrong… I have cool Christian friends who’ll vouch for my tolerance of Jesus fish and Christmass-consumption-shop-a-holic Day.

    But today I must offer a double whopper focused on the radical Christian “jihad” on all things Jewish.

    Lets start at www.India-Forum.com (who’s title I borrowed) where they start off with the following:

    Israel has allowed Daystar, a Texas-based Christian evangelical TV channel, to telecast into Israeli homes and attempt to proselytize Israel’s five million Jews. Is this religious freedom or adding insult to the Jewish injury?

    From there on the article explores the loooooooong history of anti-Jewish activity by Christians from the inquisition to their new invasion of our Israeli cable TV. It’s well worth the read!

    Next, Michael A. Gold thoughtfully sent me an email forward that brought to my attention how the Presbyterian Church (PC-USA) and other Christian denominations are bad-mouthing the state of Israel. Check out this quote from the e-mail:

    Unfortunately, some of PC-USA’s leadership has also traveled to Lebanon and met with the Hezbollah terrorist organization. Over the past two years, the PC-USA has fed its membership a diet of imbalanced and one-sided material harshly critical of Israel, so that members have only heard one side of a complex story.

    Holy smokes! I thought these dudes were about love, peace, and nappiness? We’ll not the nappy hair part but still, why rub elbows with Hezbollah of all groups? Luckily the good folks at The Simon Wiesenthal Center have a petition up, that I’ve already signed, urging the leaders of the Presbyterian Church to chill out and leave Israel alone.

    Fearless readers, I leave you with just one word: vigilance!