There’s no anesthetic like a good cocktail, so here’s the Top Ten Jewish Mixed Drinks, courtesy of bangitout.com:

10. Shirley Temple Emanuel
9. Babba Kamma-kazi
8. Blackhat Russian
7. Kahuna and Cream
6. Fuzzy Navel V’Kinor
5. Shomer-Sangria
4. Long Island Wisotsky Tea
3. Tefillah Slurrer
2. Purum and Joke
1. Shas on the Beach
And from their comments section: “Today I am a Man”-hattan

We’ve been a lil’ lushy ourselves:
Dirty Martinowitz (vodka, vermouth, kosher pickle juice)
Brandy Abraham (brandy, whipped cream, creme de cacao and a dash of Havdalah spices)
Flaming Manischewitz (151 Rum, wine, fire)

We’re still perfecting our secret hangover cure, but two aspirin crushed in a V-8 juice is a good stand-by. We’ll keep you posted.