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Monthly Archives: April 2004
Orthodox Man Offers A Million For Another Man’s Wife
Can you believe the chutzpah? My wonderful husband would never entertain such an offer! Right, honey? Honey…?
I told you David Blaine was Jewish
All Jewish people have had this type of argument at some point:
Person 1: “Did you know (insert name) is Jewish?”
Person 2: “No, he/she isn’t.”
Person 1: “Yes, he/she is! My mom told me so!”
Person 2: stabs Person 1 in the eye with a rusty fork.
We here at Jmerica are no different, but we have learned over the years (after considerable opthamology bills) that a quick Google search settles things better than a rusty fork.
Rabbi Leads the Pack
A Jewish motorcycle club, the url=http://www.kingdavidbikers.com]King David Bikers[/url] of South Florida, have found a leader in Rabbi Zack. I’m guessing this isn’t the kind of biker gang that deals meth and pimps out their girlfriends.
Debra Messing names her baby
Possibly inspired by Mel Gibson’s “Passion of the Christ”, Debra Messing and her husband Daniel Zelman have named their son “Roman”. Roman Zelman… sounds like the kind of kid that will get a lot of wedgies at Hebrew school.
Ariel Sharon Bobbleheads now available!
C’mon, you know you want one for your dashboard so it can groove with you to “Let’s Get Retarded” by Black-Eyed Peas. Problem is, everyone will wonder why you’re cardancing with Ed Asner.
Rabbi Accuses Millionaire of Sexual Misconduct
As much as your mother would like to believe otherwise, Jewish men can still be pigs. This rich synagogue member was accused of being a “sex pest,” by his rabbi for seducing newly married women. The man is accusing the rabbi for fabricating the claims in order to gain power with the community. No matter how ya slice it, it just ain’t kosher.
Illness takes toll on Jewish Music Festival
This headline made us think of singing Adon Olam with runs. Nuf said.
Good Beach Book
This novel, set in 70’s Brooklyn, sounds like a great read. As if I have time to read anymore between two loud children, two part-time jobs and a bad case of hives. Poor me.
Could the Next Governor of Texas Be Jewish?
Whoa, Nellie! According to Nate Bloom of Jewhoo.com Dubya Bush’s shoes could be filled by Kinky Friedman, former leader of the twangin’ country kickers The Texas Jewboys. Friedman announced his independent candidacy last week and is supported by fellow Texans Billy Bob Thornton and Willie Nelson, which can only hurt his campaign.